The Real Slim Shady

アーティストEminem
作詞M.Mathers, A.Young, M.Bradford
作曲M.Mathers, A.Young, M.Bradford
May I have your attention please
May I have your attention please
Will the REAL Slim Shady please stand up
I repeat will the REAL Slim Shady please stand up
Were gonna have a problem here

Yall act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor
Like Pam, like Tommy, just burst in the door and started woopin
her ass worst than before they first were divorced
Throwin' her over furniture...ahhhh
It's the return of the awe wait, no way, your kidding, he didn't just
say what I think he did. Did he?
And Dr. Dre said
Nothing you idiots Dr. Dres dead, he's locked in my basement
Ha ha

Feminist women love eminem
Chicka, chicka, chicka Slim Shady
I'm sick of him, look at him
Walkin' around grabbin' his you know what, flippin the you know
who, yeah but he's so cute though
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But know worse than what's goin on in your parents bedrooms
But sometimes I just want to get on TV and just let loose
But I can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky you might give it a little kiss
And that's the message we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course their gonna know what innercourse is by the time they
hit 4th grade, they got The Discovery Channel don't they?
We ain't nothin but mammels, well some of cannibals
Who cut other people open like canalope
But if we can hump dead animals and analopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel I got the antedote
Woman wave your pantyhose
Sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm The Real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just immitating
So won't The Real Slim Shady
Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up

Cause I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm The Real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just immitating
So won't The Real Slim Shady
Please stand up, please stand up, Please stand up

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his rapps to sell records
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
You think I give a damn about a grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stumach me, let alone stand me
But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird
Why? so you guys can just lie to get me here,
So you can sit me here next to Brittney Spears, shit Christina
Aguilera better switch me chairs, so I can sit next to Carson
Daily and Fred Durst
And here Em' argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim
He, he
I should download our audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
All you do is annow me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me, who cuss like me, who
just don't give a fuck like me
Who walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me...

Cause I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm The Real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just immitating
So won't The Real Slim Shady
Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up

Cause I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm The Real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just immitating
So won't The Real Slim Shady
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you joke
about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of yall
And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all
I just get on the mike and spit it and weather you like to admit it,
I just shitted better than 90% of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valume,
it's funny.
Cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm 30
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses while I'm jackin off with jergens
And I'm jerkin, but this whole bag of viagara isn't working
In every person is a Slim Shady Lerkin, he could be working at
Burger King spittin on your onion rings
Or in a parking lot circling screamin I don't give a fuck
With his system up
So will The Real Shady please stand up and put one of those
firgers on each hand up
And be proud to be out of your mind and outta control
So one more time loud as you can
How does it go?

I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm The Real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just immitating
So won't The Real Slim Shady
Please stand up, please stand up please stand up

Cause I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm The Real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just immitating
So won't The Real Slim Shady
Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up

Cause I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm The Real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just immitating
So won't The Real Slim Shady
Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up

Cause I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm The Real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just immitating

So won't The Real Slim Shady
Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up

Ha, ha
I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it lets all stand up

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